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released July 26, 2019

Larry Spahn - Vocals
Matt Splat - Guitar/Vocals
Nairb Halvey - Bass/Vocals
Grandpa Scary - Drums

Recorded at If and Only If Productions in Ridgewood, NY

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Track Name: Wear Deodorant
Wear deodorant your pits stink
Wear deodorant your pits stink
Wear deodorant your pits stink
Wear deodorant your pits stink

Put some deodorant on your pits
They smell so bad
No one wants to go near you
You smell so bad

Put it on put it on
Put it on put deodorant on
Put it on put it on
Put it on put deodorant on

Wear deodorant your pits stink
Wear deodorant your pits stink

Is it your shirt that smells so bad
Yes it is
Thanks to your gross pits
You smell so bad

Put it on put it on
Put it on put deodorant on
Put it on put it on
Put it on put deodorant on

Wear deodorant your pits stink
Wear deodorant your pits stink

Scary Boi Crew says your pits stink

Wear deodorant your pits stink
Wear deodorant your pits stink
Track Name: Water Your Plants
Water your plants don’t let the soil dry
Water your plants don’t let your plants die
Water your plants don’t let the soil dry
Water your plants don’t let your plants die

Water your plants
Water your plants
Water your plants
Water your plants

Water your plants don’t let the soil dry
Water your plants don’t let your plants die
Water your plants don’t let the soil dry
Water your plants don’t let your plants die

Water your plants
Water your plants
Water your plants
Water your plants

Water your plants

Water your plants
Track Name: Regret
Every day I wear pants is a day I regret
Every day I wear pants is a day I regret
Every day I wear pants is a day I regret

I don’t need pants I need my knees to breathe
My calves need air look at my leg hair
Fuck pants shorts are better
I’m taking a stance
Fuck pants

Every day I wear pants is a day I regret
Every day I wear pants is a day I regret

Get some shorts they’re more flexible
And they’re cooler not just temperture
Fuck pants they’re so long
Get some shorts
Fuck pants

Every day I wear pants is a day I regret
Every day I wear pants is a day I regret
Every day I wear pants is a day I regret
Every day I wear pants is a day I regret
Track Name: Sick Dump
Sick Dump Your heads getting light
Sick Dump The pains getting sharp
Sick Dump Can you hold it in
Sick Dump You gotta get it out
Sick Dump Your heads getting light
Sick Dump The pains getting sharp
Sick Dump Can you hold it in
Sick Dump You gotta get it out

You have to take a massive dump
But you don't know if the bathrooms open
Jiggle the handle oh no it's locked
Guess you have to kick down

Sick Dump Your heads getting light
Sick Dump The pains getting sharp
Sick Dump Can you hold it in
Sick Dump You gotta get it out
Sick Dump Your heads getting light
Sick Dump The pains getting sharp
Sick Dump Can you hold it in
Sick Dump You gotta get it out

Sit on the toilet the seat is cold
It hits the water and splashes up
Don't forget to wipe your butt
You know what happens if you don't

Sick Dump
Sick Dump
Sick Dump
Sick Dump
You gotta get it out

Get it out Get it out
Get that dump out
Get it out
Get it out Get it out
Get that dump out
Get it out
Sick Dump
Track Name: Do the Dishes
Use hot water and dish soap
Use the soap to soak the sponge
Use the sponge to scrub them down
Clean up all your dishes

Do the dishes
They’re piled to the ceiling
Do the dishes
Scrub them down
Do the dishes
They’re piled to the ceiling
Do the dishes
Scrub them down

How much soap did you use
It won't cut through the grease
Maybe soak it overnight
Clean up all your dishes

Do the dishes
They’re piled to the ceiling
Do the dishes
Scrub them down
Do the dishes
They’re piled to the ceiling
Do the dishes
Scrub them down

Do the dishes

Do the dishes
They’re piled to the ceiling
Do the dishes
Scrub them down
Do the dishes
They’re piled to the ceiling
Do the dishes
Scrub them down
Track Name: Scary Boi Crew
Burn your popcorn honk the car horn
We know how much it annoys you
Put our feet on your coffee table
We know just how sweaty they are
We’re the Scary Boi Crew toughest crew around

We’re the Scary Boi Crew
We’re coming for you
Scary Boi Crew we’re coming for you
Don’t fuck with us we’re the Scary Boi Crew

Clog your toilet flood your bathroom
Use up all your toilet paper
Kick your house plants ruin your plans
We can do whatever we want
We’re the Scary Boi Crew toughest crew around

We’re the Scary Boi Crew
We’re coming for you
Scary Boi Crew we’re coming for you
Don’t fuck with us we’re the Scary Boi Crew

Scary Boi Crew
Scary Boi Crew
Toughest Crew Around

We’re the Scary Boi Crew
We’re coming for you
Scary Boi Crew we’re coming for you
Don’t fuck with us we’re the Scary Boi Crew
Track Name: Wet Bandits
Kevin set your traps
They've got fingerless gloves
Wet bandits got gold teeth
They're going to steal fucking wreath

Wet bandits gonna break into your house
Wet bandits gonna run your faucet
Wet bandits gonna break into your house
Wet bandits gonna run your faucet

They have got no plans
They have burned their hands
Got hit by a shovel in the face
Paint cans fly all over the place

Wet bandits gonna break into your house
Wet bandits gonna run your faucet
Wet bandits gonna break into your house
Wet bandits gonna run your faucet

Harry and Marv
Harry and Marv
Harry and Marv
Harry and Marv

Fuller go easy on the Pepsi
Fuller go easy on the Pepsi

Harry and Marv
Track Name: Hydration
How much water are you drinking
The answer is not enough
Your mouth is dry what are you thinking
Get a glass and drink it up

Hydration drink enough water
Hydration make sure you get it
Hydration don't dry out
Hydration get water in your mouth

Will you last without water?
Chances are you will not
Without water your life over
You'll pass out and then you're done

Hydration drink enough water
Hydration make sure you get it
Hydration don't dry out
Hydration get water in your mouth

Scary Boi Crew says to drink water

Stay hydrated
Stay hydrated
Stay hydrated
Stay hydrated
Stay hydrated
Stay hydrated
Stay hydrated
Stay hydrated
Track Name: NBA Jam
Gotta get tough don’t get pushed down
In this game there's no fouls
Hold the ball before it gets stolen
Take the shot REJECTED

He’s on fire
He’s on fire
He’s on fire
He’s on fire

There’s no fouls in this game
This is NBA Jam
There’s no fouls in this game
This is NBA Jam

Use the spin move razzle dazzle
He's heating up from downtown
Is it the shoes? You better not lose
Every jump is GOALTENDING

He’s on fire
He’s on fire
He’s on fire
He’s on fire

There’s no fouls in this game
This is NBA Jam
There’s no fouls in this game
This is NBA Jam

There’s no fouls in this game
This is NBA Jam
There’s no fouls in this game
This is NBA Jam
Track Name: Shovel the Snow
Shovel the snow
Clear a path before someone falls down and breaks their ass
If they do they're gonna get a lawyer
Then you're screwed because you don't have any money

Shovel the snow break your back
Shovel the snow so you don’t break the bank
Shovel the snow break your back
Shovel the snow so you don’t break the bank

Clean the sidewalk of the snow
So nobody gets any broken bones
Except that you will break your back
But at least your bank account stays intact

Shovel the snow break your back
Shovel the snow so you don’t break the bank
Shovel the snow break your back
Shovel the snow so you don’t break the bank

Think you better shovel the snow
So you don't get sued and lose your home
Put some salt out for the ice
Then your neighbors will think you're nice

Shovel the snow break your back
Shovel the snow so you don’t break the bank
Shovel the snow break your back
Shovel the snow so you don’t break the bank
Track Name: Five Second Rule
How long has it been on the floor
One second two seconds three seconds four
Sitting there at your feet
Pick it up it’s still good to eat
How long has it been on the floor
One second two seconds three seconds four
Sitting there at your feet
Pick it up it’s still good to eat

Five second rule five second rule
You better respect the five second rule
Five second rule five second rule
You better respect the five second rule

How long has it been on the floor
One second two seconds three seconds four
Sitting there at your feet
Pick it up it’s still good to eat
How long has it been on the floor
One second two seconds three seconds four
Sitting there at your feet
Pick it up it’s still good to eat

Five second rule five second rule
You better respect the five second rule
Five second rule five second rule
You better respect the five second rule

Five second rule
Five second rule
Five second rule
Five second rule

Five second rule five second rule
You better respect the five second rule
Five second rule five second rule
You better respect the five second rule
Track Name: Poop Shoes
What are you gonna do
When you step in poo
Gonna clean it off your shoe
Or leave it stuck to you

What are you gonna do
When you step in poo
Gonna clean it off your shoe
Or leave it stuck to you

Gotta watch where you're walking
Never know what you'll step in
Leaving all these brown footprints
All over my carpet
You're shoes are messed up
So is everything that you step on
Sometimes you should look down
In case of poo on the ground

What are you gonna do
When you step in poo
Gonna clean it off your shoe
Or leave it stuck to you

Gotta watch where you're walking
Never know what you'll step in
Leaving all these brown footprints
All over my carpet
You're shoes are messed up
So is everything that you step on
Sometimes you should look down
In case of poo on the ground

What are you gonna do
When you step in poo
Gonna clean it off your shoe
Or leave it stuck to you

Stuck to you
Stuck to you

What are you gonna do
When you step in poo
Gonna clean it off your shoe
Or leave it stuck to you
What are you gonna do
When you step in poo
Gonna clean it off your shoe
Or leave it stuck to you

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