Don't Wanna Eat It Dry

by But, Pyrite

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released September 4, 2015

Recorded, mixed and mastered by Kyle Sweitzer

But, Pyrite is:
Matt - guitar
Brian - Bass
Joe - drums
Larry - vocals

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Track Name: Cereal
Cereal tastes good with milk
Yes it does
Tastes good tastes good with milk
Oh yeah
Cereal tastes good with milk
Yes it does
Tastes good tastes good with milk
Oh yeah

Rice Crispies Cocoa Pebbles Fruit Loops and Cheerios
Honey Nut Cheerios
Rice Crispies Cocoa Pebbles Fruit Loops and Cheerios
Frankenberry Booberry Count Chocula

Cereal tastes good with milk
Yes it does
Tastes good tastes good with milk
Oh yeah
Cereal tastes good with milk
Yes it does
Tastes good tastes good with milk
Oh yeah

Rice Crispies Cocoa Pebbles Fruit Loops and Cheerios
Honey Nut Cheerios Honey Bunches of Oats
Rice Crispies Cocoa Pebbles Fruit Loops and Cheerios
Frankenberry Booberry Count Chocula

Cereal tastes good with milk
Yes it does
Tastes good tastes good with milk
Oh yeah
Cereal tastes good with milk
Yes it does
Tastes good tastes good with milk
Oh yeah

CEREAL
Don't wanna eat it dry
CEREAL
Don't wanna eat it dry
CEREAL
Don't wanna eat it dry
CEREAL
Don't wanna eat it dry
CEREAL
Track Name: Wipe Your Butt
WIPE YOUR BUTT

Wipe your butt or It gets itchy
if you don't wipe your butt
Wipe your butt or It gets itchy
if you don't wipe your butt

WIPE YOUR BUTT
WIPE YOUR BUTT
WIPE YOUR BUTT
OR IT GETS ITCHY
WIPE YOUR BUTT
WIPE YOUR BUTT
WIPE YOUR BUTT
OR IT GETS ITCHY

Wipe up all your dingleberries
Rid that itch from your butt
Wipe up all your dingleberries
Rid that itch from your butt

WIPE YOUR BUTT
WIPE YOUR BUTT
WIPE YOUR BUTT
OR IT GETS ITCHY
WIPE YOUR BUTT
WIPE YOUR BUTT
WIPE YOUR BUTT
OR IT GETS ITCHY

WIPE YOUR BUTT
WIPE YOUR BUTT
WIPE YOUR BUTT
OR IT GETS ITCHY
WIPE YOUR BUTT
WIPE YOUR BUTT
WIPE YOUR BUTT
OR IT GETS ITCHY

WIPE YOUR BUTT
Track Name: Crew Neck
Don't turn your back
Don't turn your back
Don't turn your back
Don't turn your back on the crew neck t-shirt

Don't turn your back on the crew neck t-shirt
Don't turn your back on the crew neck t-shirt

V-neck what do you mean
Crew neck since '83
Don't show off your man tits
Cover them up with a crew neck t-shirt

Don't turn your back
Don't turn your back
Don't turn your back
Don't turn your back on the crew neck t-shirt

Don't turn your back on the crew neck t-shirt
Don't turn your back on the crew neck t-shirt

Turtle neck it's too much
V-neck not enough
Cover it up just right
Wear a crew neck all night

Don't turn your back
Don't turn your back
Don't turn your back
Don't turn your back on the crew neck t-shirt

Don't turn your back on the crew neck t-shirt
Don't turn your back on the crew neck t-shirt

Don't turn your back on the crew neck t-shirt
Don't turn your back on the crew neck t-shirt
Don't turn your back on the crew neck t-shirt
Don't turn your back on the crew neck t-shirt

Don't turn your back on the crew neck t-shirt
Don't turn your back on the crew neck t-shirt
Don't turn your back
Track Name: Hats
I got a hat it covers my head
Covers up all this beautiful hair
You should always wear a hat
So your head is never bare

I GOT A HAT
YOU GOT A HAT
HE'S GOT A HAT
AND BRIAN'S GOT A BANDANA
I GOT A HAT
YOU GOT A HAT
HE'S GOT A HAT
AND BRIAN'S GOT A BANDANA

Put on a hat its raining outside
If your hair gets wet than its not dry
You should always wear a hat
So your hair is always dry

I GOT A HAT
YOU GOT A HAT
HE'S GOT A HAT
AND BRIAN'S GOT A BANDANA
I GOT A HAT
YOU GOT A HAT
HE'S GOT A HAT
AND BRIAN'S GOT A BANDANA

I GOT A HAT
YOU GOT A HAT
HE'S GOT A HAT
AND BRIAN'S GOT A BANDANA
I GOT A HAT
YOU GOT A HAT
HE'S GOT A HAT
AND BRIAN'S GOT A BANDANA
Track Name: Swamp Ass
My ass is sweaty

I GOT SWAMP ASS
I GOT SWAMP ASS
I GOT SWAMP ASS
MY ASS IS SWEATY

Sitting around playing video games
on my leather couch
Its really fucking hot in here
I wish I had gone out

I GOT SWAMP ASS
I GOT SWAMP ASS
I GOT SWAMP ASS
MY ASS IS SWEATY

I GOT SWAMP ASS
I GOT SWAMP ASS
I GOT SWAMP ASS
MY ASS IS SWEATY

Went out played some basketball
Because I wanted to go out
Its really fucking hot outside
I wish I hadn't gone out

I GOT SWAMP ASS
I GOT SWAMP ASS
I GOT SWAMP ASS
MY ASS IS SWEATY

I GOT SWAMP ASS
I GOT SWAMP ASS
I GOT SWAMP ASS
MY ASS IS SWEATY

I GOT SWAMP ASS
I GOT SWAMP ASS
I GOT SWAMP ASS
MY ASS IS SWEATY
Track Name: Ghost Bro
GHOST BRO
GHOST BRO

GHOST BRO
Looking for dead chicks
GHOST BRO
Using his ghost dick
GHOST BRO
Doesn't fuck live chicks
GHOST BRO
Looking for dead chicks

Don't you wanna get fucked by ghost bro
Isn't that why you're at this show
Open up wide its time to go
You're gonna get fucked by a ghost

GHOST BRO
Looking for dead chicks
GHOST BRO
Using his ghost dick
GHOST BRO
Doesn't fuck live chicks
GHOST BRO
Looking for dead chicks

Don't you wanna get fucked by ghost bro
Isn't that why you're at this show
Open up wide its time to go
You're gonna get fucked by a ghost

GHOST BRO
Coming from the ground
GHOST BRO
Time to pound
GHOST BRO
Coming from the ground
GHOST BRO
Time to pound

GHOST BRO
GHOST BRO
Track Name: Fifty Bucks
Fifty bucks
Zero fucks
Gonna but your mom
a dozen trucks
Fifty bucks
Zero fucks
Gonna but your mom
a dozen trucks

I found fifty bucks laying on the ground
Gonna use that fifty bucks buy a bunch of clowns
Another fifty bucks buy some banana peels
Throw them at your face see just how it feels

Fifty bucks
Zero fucks
Gonna but your mom
a dozen trucks
Fifty bucks
Zero fucks
Gonna but your mom
a dozen trucks

I found fifty bucks laying on the ground
Gonna use that fifty bucks buy a bunch of clowns
Another fifty bucks buy some banana peels
Throw them at your face see just how it feels

Fifty bucks
SPEND IT
Fifty bucks
SPEND IT
Fifty bucks
SPEND IT
Fifty bucks
SPEND IT

Fifty bucks
Zero fucks
Gonna but your mom
a dozen trucks
Fifty bucks
Zero fucks
Gonna but your mom
a dozen trucks
Track Name: Hot Dogs in Space
Robot liver
TV dinner
Makes you thinner
IN SPACE
Robot liver
TV dinner
Makes you thinner
IN SPACE

I am an astronaut and I like hot dogs
It makes your brain rot but that's okay
I am an astronaut and I'm an asshole
Melting ice cream in a microwave

Robot liver
TV dinner
Makes you thinner
IN SPACE
Robot liver
TV dinner
Makes you thinner
IN SPACE

I am an astronaut and I like hot dogs
It makes your brain rot but that's okay
I am an astronaut and I'm an asshole
Melting ice cream in a microwave

IN SPACE
IN SPACE

Robot liver
TV dinner
Makes you thinner
IN SPACE
Robot liver
TV dinner
Makes you thinner
IN SPACE
Track Name: T-Rex
I sat down for breakfast with a T-Rex
Instead of eating pancakes he ate off my head
Blood splattered all over the walls and the floor
He was still hungry so he ran down the hall

T- REX T-REX T-REX
Can't be fed
T- REX T-REX T-REX
Eats heads
T- REX T-REX T-REX
Not a pet
T- REX T-REX T-REX
YOU'RE NEXT

My mom sat for lunch with a T-Rex
Instead of eating sandwiches he ate off her head
Blood splattered all over the walls and the floor
He was still hungry so he ran down the hall

T- REX T-REX T-REX
Can't be fed
T- REX T-REX T-REX
Eats heads
T- REX T-REX T-REX
Not a pet
T- REX T-REX T-REX
YOU'RE NEXT

My dad sat for dinner with a T-Rex
Instead of eating steaks he ate off his head
Blood splattered all over the walls and the floor
He was still hungry so he ran down the hall

T- REX T-REX T-REX
Can't be fed
T- REX T-REX T-REX
Eats heads
T- REX T-REX T-REX
Not a pet
T- REX T-REX T-REX
YOU'RE NEXT
Track Name: Change Your Socks
NO
I'm not gonna change my socks
They don't smell like cocks
Even if they're filled with rocks
I'm not gonna change them
NO

WON'T CHANGE MY SOCKS
WON'T CHANGE MY SOCKS
WON'T CHANGE MY SOCKS
WON'T CHANGE MY SOCKS
WON'T CHANGE MY SOCKS
WON'T CHANGE MY SOCKS
WON'T CHANGE MY SOCKS
WON'T CHANGE THEM
NO

I'm not gonna change my socks
They don't smell like cocks
Even if they're filled with rocks
I'm not gonna change them
NO


WON'T CHANGE MY SOCKS
WON'T CHANGE MY SOCKS
WON'T CHANGE MY SOCKS
WON'T CHANGE MY SOCKS
WON'T CHANGE MY SOCKS
WON'T CHANGE MY SOCKS
WON'T CHANGE MY SOCKS
WON'T CHANGE THEM
NO

Not gonna change my socks
Not gonna change my socks
Not gonna change my socks
Not gonna change them
No
Not gonna change my socks
Not gonna change my socks
Not gonna change my socks
Not gonna change them
No

WON'T CHANGE MY SOCKS
WON'T CHANGE MY SOCKS
WON'T CHANGE MY SOCKS
WON'T CHANGE MY SOCKS
WON'T CHANGE MY SOCKS
WON'T CHANGE MY SOCKS
WON'T CHANGE MY SOCKS
WON'T CHANGE THEM
NO
Track Name: Road Beer
I came in for beer
Not gonna drink it here
Really I just want that glass
So hand it over your fucking ass

I just want a road beer
Not gonna drink it here
Taking that glass out you hear
That beer over here

I came in for beer
Not gonna drink it here
Really I just want that glass
So hand it over your fucking ass

I just want a road beer
Not gonna drink it here
Taking that glass out you hear
That beer over here

I just want a road beer
I just want a road beer
I just want a road beer
I just want a road beer
Track Name: One Ply Two Ply
One ply two ply three ply four
Gotta wipe my ass I don't have anymore
Do you have a square, square to spare
Gotta take a shit at Herald Square

Gonna take a shit this shit won't quit
Don't make me beg its running down my leg
Gonna make a mess all over the floor
Come on man I don't have anymore

One ply two ply three ply four
Gotta wipe my ass I don't have anymore
Do you have a square, square to spare
Gotta take a shit at Herald Square

Gonna take a shit this shit won't quit
Don't make me beg its running down my leg
Gonna make a mess all over the floor
Come on man I don't have anymore

One ply two ply three ply four
Gotta wipe my ass I don't have anymore
Do you have a square, square to spare
Gotta take a shit at Herald Square

One ply two ply three ply four
Gotta wipe my ass I don't have anymore
Do you have a square, square to spare
Gotta take a shit at Herald Square

Do you have a square NO
Do you have a square NO
Do you have a square NO
Do you have a square GROSS

Do you have a square NO
Do you have a square NO
Do you have a square NO
Use your underwear GROSS