1. |
Wear Deodorant
02:01
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Wear deodorant your pits stink
Wear deodorant your pits stink
Wear deodorant your pits stink
Wear deodorant your pits stink
Put some deodorant on your pits
They smell so bad
No one wants to go near you
You smell so bad
Put it on put it on
Put it on put deodorant on
Put it on put it on
Put it on put deodorant on
Wear deodorant your pits stink
Wear deodorant your pits stink
Is it your shirt that smells so bad
Yes it is
Thanks to your gross pits
You smell so bad
Put it on put it on
Put it on put deodorant on
Put it on put it on
Put it on put deodorant on
Wear deodorant your pits stink
Wear deodorant your pits stink
Scary Boi Crew says your pits stink
Wear deodorant your pits stink
Wear deodorant your pits stink
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2. |
Water Your Plants
01:28
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Water your plants don’t let the soil dry
Water your plants don’t let your plants die
Water your plants don’t let the soil dry
Water your plants don’t let your plants die
Water your plants
Water your plants
Water your plants
Water your plants
Water your plants don’t let the soil dry
Water your plants don’t let your plants die
Water your plants don’t let the soil dry
Water your plants don’t let your plants die
Water your plants
Water your plants
Water your plants
Water your plants
Water your plants
Water your plants
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3. |
Regret
01:36
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Every day I wear pants is a day I regret
Every day I wear pants is a day I regret
Every day I wear pants is a day I regret
I don’t need pants I need my knees to breathe
My calves need air look at my leg hair
Fuck pants shorts are better
I’m taking a stance
Fuck pants
Every day I wear pants is a day I regret
Every day I wear pants is a day I regret
Get some shorts they’re more flexible
And they’re cooler not just temperture
Fuck pants they’re so long
Get some shorts
Fuck pants
Every day I wear pants is a day I regret
Every day I wear pants is a day I regret
Every day I wear pants is a day I regret
Every day I wear pants is a day I regret
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4. |
Sick Dump
01:55
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Sick Dump Your heads getting light
Sick Dump The pains getting sharp
Sick Dump Can you hold it in
Sick Dump You gotta get it out
Sick Dump Your heads getting light
Sick Dump The pains getting sharp
Sick Dump Can you hold it in
Sick Dump You gotta get it out
You have to take a massive dump
But you don't know if the bathrooms open
Jiggle the handle oh no it's locked
Guess you have to kick down
Sick Dump Your heads getting light
Sick Dump The pains getting sharp
Sick Dump Can you hold it in
Sick Dump You gotta get it out
Sick Dump Your heads getting light
Sick Dump The pains getting sharp
Sick Dump Can you hold it in
Sick Dump You gotta get it out
Sit on the toilet the seat is cold
It hits the water and splashes up
Don't forget to wipe your butt
You know what happens if you don't
Sick Dump
Sick Dump
Sick Dump
Sick Dump
You gotta get it out
Get it out Get it out
Get that dump out
Get it out
Get it out Get it out
Get that dump out
Get it out
Sick Dump
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5. |
Do the Dishes
02:39
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Use hot water and dish soap
Use the soap to soak the sponge
Use the sponge to scrub them down
Clean up all your dishes
Do the dishes
They’re piled to the ceiling
Do the dishes
Scrub them down
Do the dishes
They’re piled to the ceiling
Do the dishes
Scrub them down
How much soap did you use
It won't cut through the grease
Maybe soak it overnight
Clean up all your dishes
Do the dishes
They’re piled to the ceiling
Do the dishes
Scrub them down
Do the dishes
They’re piled to the ceiling
Do the dishes
Scrub them down
Do the dishes
Do the dishes
They’re piled to the ceiling
Do the dishes
Scrub them down
Do the dishes
They’re piled to the ceiling
Do the dishes
Scrub them down
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6. |
Scary Boi Crew
01:42
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Burn your popcorn honk the car horn
We know how much it annoys you
Put our feet on your coffee table
We know just how sweaty they are
We’re the Scary Boi Crew toughest crew around
We’re the Scary Boi Crew
We’re coming for you
Scary Boi Crew we’re coming for you
Don’t fuck with us we’re the Scary Boi Crew
Clog your toilet flood your bathroom
Use up all your toilet paper
Kick your house plants ruin your plans
We can do whatever we want
We’re the Scary Boi Crew toughest crew around
We’re the Scary Boi Crew
We’re coming for you
Scary Boi Crew we’re coming for you
Don’t fuck with us we’re the Scary Boi Crew
Scary Boi Crew
Scary Boi Crew
Toughest Crew Around
We’re the Scary Boi Crew
We’re coming for you
Scary Boi Crew we’re coming for you
Don’t fuck with us we’re the Scary Boi Crew
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7. |
Wet Bandits
02:00
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Kevin set your traps
They've got fingerless gloves
Wet bandits got gold teeth
They're going to steal fucking wreath
Wet bandits gonna break into your house
Wet bandits gonna run your faucet
Wet bandits gonna break into your house
Wet bandits gonna run your faucet
They have got no plans
They have burned their hands
Got hit by a shovel in the face
Paint cans fly all over the place
Wet bandits gonna break into your house
Wet bandits gonna run your faucet
Wet bandits gonna break into your house
Wet bandits gonna run your faucet
Harry and Marv
Harry and Marv
Harry and Marv
Harry and Marv
Fuller go easy on the Pepsi
Fuller go easy on the Pepsi
Harry and Marv
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8. |
Hydration
02:02
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How much water are you drinking
The answer is not enough
Your mouth is dry what are you thinking
Get a glass and drink it up
Hydration drink enough water
Hydration make sure you get it
Hydration don't dry out
Hydration get water in your mouth
Will you last without water?
Chances are you will not
Without water your life over
You'll pass out and then you're done
Hydration drink enough water
Hydration make sure you get it
Hydration don't dry out
Hydration get water in your mouth
Scary Boi Crew says to drink water
Stay hydrated
Stay hydrated
Stay hydrated
Stay hydrated
Stay hydrated
Stay hydrated
Stay hydrated
Stay hydrated
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9. |
NBA Jam
01:28
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Gotta get tough don’t get pushed down
In this game there's no fouls
Hold the ball before it gets stolen
Take the shot REJECTED
He’s on fire
He’s on fire
He’s on fire
He’s on fire
There’s no fouls in this game
This is NBA Jam
There’s no fouls in this game
This is NBA Jam
Use the spin move razzle dazzle
He's heating up from downtown
Is it the shoes? You better not lose
Every jump is GOALTENDING
He’s on fire
He’s on fire
He’s on fire
He’s on fire
There’s no fouls in this game
This is NBA Jam
There’s no fouls in this game
This is NBA Jam
There’s no fouls in this game
This is NBA Jam
There’s no fouls in this game
This is NBA Jam
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10. |
Shovel the Snow
01:43
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Shovel the snow
Clear a path before someone falls down and breaks their ass
If they do they're gonna get a lawyer
Then you're screwed because you don't have any money
Shovel the snow break your back
Shovel the snow so you don’t break the bank
Shovel the snow break your back
Shovel the snow so you don’t break the bank
Clean the sidewalk of the snow
So nobody gets any broken bones
Except that you will break your back
But at least your bank account stays intact
Shovel the snow break your back
Shovel the snow so you don’t break the bank
Shovel the snow break your back
Shovel the snow so you don’t break the bank
Think you better shovel the snow
So you don't get sued and lose your home
Put some salt out for the ice
Then your neighbors will think you're nice
Shovel the snow break your back
Shovel the snow so you don’t break the bank
Shovel the snow break your back
Shovel the snow so you don’t break the bank
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11. |
Five Second Rule
01:14
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How long has it been on the floor
One second two seconds three seconds four
Sitting there at your feet
Pick it up it’s still good to eat
How long has it been on the floor
One second two seconds three seconds four
Sitting there at your feet
Pick it up it’s still good to eat
Five second rule five second rule
You better respect the five second rule
Five second rule five second rule
You better respect the five second rule
How long has it been on the floor
One second two seconds three seconds four
Sitting there at your feet
Pick it up it’s still good to eat
How long has it been on the floor
One second two seconds three seconds four
Sitting there at your feet
Pick it up it’s still good to eat
Five second rule five second rule
You better respect the five second rule
Five second rule five second rule
You better respect the five second rule
Five second rule
Five second rule
Five second rule
Five second rule
Five second rule five second rule
You better respect the five second rule
Five second rule five second rule
You better respect the five second rule
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12. |
Poop Shoes
03:41
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What are you gonna do
When you step in poo
Gonna clean it off your shoe
Or leave it stuck to you
What are you gonna do
When you step in poo
Gonna clean it off your shoe
Or leave it stuck to you
Gotta watch where you're walking
Never know what you'll step in
Leaving all these brown footprints
All over my carpet
You're shoes are messed up
So is everything that you step on
Sometimes you should look down
In case of poo on the ground
What are you gonna do
When you step in poo
Gonna clean it off your shoe
Or leave it stuck to you
Gotta watch where you're walking
Never know what you'll step in
Leaving all these brown footprints
All over my carpet
You're shoes are messed up
So is everything that you step on
Sometimes you should look down
In case of poo on the ground
What are you gonna do
When you step in poo
Gonna clean it off your shoe
Or leave it stuck to you
Stuck to you
Stuck to you
What are you gonna do
When you step in poo
Gonna clean it off your shoe
Or leave it stuck to you
What are you gonna do
When you step in poo
Gonna clean it off your shoe
Or leave it stuck to you
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